orzhov-fun-police:

crazy-ideas:

Buy 365 near-identical, solid color shirts that range through the entire color spectrum in a loop. It will appear as though you wear the same color shirt every day, but in photos from previous months you’ll be wearing a completely different color.

I’M SO IN.

a-big-furry-rat:

spyadults:

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

buzzfeed:

goals [x]

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

findingcolleen:

okay if you haven’t yet, take the ilvermorny sorting quiz here and then reblog this with your hogwarts house and ilvermorny house in the tags for science

womaninterrupted:

chubby-bunnies:

rigaya:

metalgf:

This is so cute I love it I love it I’m so happy

Why is she so adorable omg

inspo

@berniewong this is next level, but I’m sure you can still appreciate it. She’s making me want to paint my stairs. That’s for sure.

I have to stop getting drunk and connecting with people on LinkedIn

cannon-fannon:

THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.